Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Thug Life







Tupac, is that you?


Hear a thambi down here ..

Monday, October 13, 2008

Funny Football Pics

Damn. This shit is laughing my ass off.


" Eat my ass, bitch "


Clever thinking eh?


What a long arm


" I believe I can fly "
" You go girl "


I dont find this exceptionally funny. But what is Rooney doing?


WHY does he have to make such faces?


What the??


This is WAY too painful to laugh on actually!!


Headbutt gone wrong?


Avram "Charismatic" Grant doing his fav dance.


" Oh go harder you whore "


My all time fav: good ol' vinnie jones!


Wtf


Step up 3: The field?


Oh mama ~


I would like to see someone beat this keeper

Source: Gamespot Forum

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Fucking Crack Head


What the fuck you think you doing Robbie Fowler? Sniffing crack in the middle of the game.



For Christ's sake...

Friday, October 10, 2008

周杰倫 - 紅樓夢中歌詞


周杰倫 - 紅樓夢中

This song is pulling my heartstrings. Its been quite sometime since I had shit feelings listening to songs.

靜止了 所有的花開 遙遠了 清晰的愛
天彌漫 愛卻更喜歡 那時候 我不懂這場愛

你喜歡 站在那窗台 等好久 都沒再來
彩色的世界染上無奈 是你留的淚暈開

不要你離開 距離隔不開
思念變成海 在窗外揀不來
原諒說太快 愛成了阻礙
手中的風箏放太快 回不來

不要你離開 回憶劃不開
剪你的寵愛 我在等待重來
天空仍在藍 他挨著大海
情歌被打敗 愛已不存在

你喜歡 站在那窗台 等好久 都沒再來
彩色的世界染上無奈 是你留的淚暈開

不要你離開 距離隔不開
思念變成海 在窗外揀不來
原諒說太快 愛成了阻礙
手中的風箏放太快 回不來

不要你離開 回憶劃不開
剪你的寵愛 我在等待重來
天空仍在藍 他挨著大海
情歌被打敗 愛已不存在

Pinyin:

jing zhi le suo you de hua kai yao yuan le qing xi de ai
tian mi man ai que geng si huan na shi hou wo bu dong zhe chang ai

ni xi huan zhan zai na chuang tai deng hao jiu dou mei lai
cai se de shi jie rang shang wu nai shi ni liu de lei yun kai

bu yao ni li kai ju li ge bu kai
si nian bian cheng hai zai chuang wai jian bu lai
yuan liang shuo tai kuai ai cheng le zu ai
shou zhong de feng zheng fang bu kai hui bu lai

bu yao li ni li kai hui yi hua bu kai
jian ni de chong ai wo de deng dai chong lai
tian kong ren zai lan ta ai zhuo da hai
qing ge bei da bai ai yi bu cun zai

ni xi huan zhan zai na chuang tai deng hao jiu dou mei lai
cai se de shi jie rang shang wu nai shi ni liu de lei yun kai

bu yao ni li kai ju li ge bu kai
si nian bian cheng hai zai chuang wai jian bu lai
yuan liang shuo tai kuai ai cheng le zu ai
shou zhong de feng zheng fang bu kai hui bu lai

bu yao li ni li kai hui yi hua bu kai
jian ni de chong ai wo de deng dai chong lai
tian kong ren zai lan ta ai zhuo da hai
qing ge bei da bai ai yi bu cun zai

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Psytisfaction

Damn, what the hell is wrong with me?


I think


Im having


Serious problem


In drinking


And


It is


Not funny.

Chau cibai. DONT PANIC. For your info Im a mother loving church going boy and my ambition is to become a Pastor. Chilling ya.

P/S: For those of you who do not know what are these bottles, those are just Holy Communions and soft drinks.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Lady Marmalade

Hehehe someone has turned 21 recently and she cant be going around saying she is young anymore. Who is she ah? She is the cute girl running around college in mini skirt and converse shoe; She is the one pulling my ear all around college swearing loudly (even next town can hear); and most importantly she is not a girl, not yet a woman and my partner in crime (IWen Pty Ltd), Tan Pei Wen.

Jian Hua and I decided to throw her a lil surprise party on Sunday so we created some serious stories about me and Jian Hua having a big arguement. My mother-god, even for that alone both of us kena bantai by her kao kao. Vulgarity was flying all around in the air until I also can see birds and stars ontop of my head. Fortunately enough Jian Hua was the primary victim because he contacted her on the phone hahahaha. Say I smart or not? Woot.

In the end it was okay okay only la. Not everthing went according to plan but luckily it worked out just fine. We were suppose to add some spice on her doorstep but she la so smart saw us through the window. She thought it was strangers and got freaked out. Straight away sien jor zz. But we feel relieved also la when she open the door and see her with the priceless expression hehe. She said she soh kao already seeing us both with the birthday cake.


Presenting the birthday girl: Pei Wen


Pei Wen and Jian Hua: Faster laa retake until sien lan jor.


Ima li li li lick it like a lolipop


The gang


A lil bit of fun: Shit & pricless faces

Happy 21st Birthday hey!

Monday, October 6, 2008

For Fuck's Sake

Damn, a week of Raya holidays is coming to an end. Oh by the way, this is so called the 'study week break' for the students by the kiam siap Student Director, sien hai lor. Yaya or should I say thank you so much director for the con job holidays mumbo jumbo shit where there are so many assigments left over for us to finish, kanasai. I have been spending money like you drinking water, lepaking around shopping and drinking in thug mansion lol. And now finally I felt so unproductive sitting infront of my computer and typing lapsap in this fucking website onto my bloggie. I think and think right, finally I realised I really need to start studying for my finals (nah screw assigntments). Just when I got the mood to study only I notice I dont have any textbooks with me. Hm, put it in a good boy way I actually bought those textbooks but unfortunately I left them in the bookstores.

... So I was stoning right here and thinking why should I study. Finally I came up with 7 reasons why I should study.

1) I hated sleep.

2) I had enjoyed my life enough.

3) I couldnt live without tension.

4) I wanted to pay for my sins.

5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : Study kao kao, don't care about results.

6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong.

7) I wanted to take revenge on myself .

Hahaha suck it. Okay. Its time to meditate now and I need to come out with more reasons to study. For those of you who like studying, I've got two words for ya motherfuckers ::